tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post217903714575405374..comments2024-01-12T02:50:35.638-06:00Comments on Problem Girl: Good health is killing meJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13170131429639166827noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-61413039058787103232008-11-18T05:59:00.000-06:002008-11-18T05:59:00.000-06:00Your story about the fiber capsules is so funny! ...Your story about the fiber capsules is so funny! I just started taking fiber and my mom warned me about the choking hazard, but, as my mom is borderline hypochondriac I didn't believe her. However, I followed the instructions and never had a problem. Tonight I thought I would randomly do a search to see if people really can choke on fiber if they don't drink enough water. I found out that it's true! You are so right...good health can kill you. Ironic, isn't it? Thanks for the hilarious story (and I'm glad you made it out alive). :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-33654517050964804782007-03-23T16:36:00.000-05:002007-03-23T16:36:00.000-05:00sheil - I like your idea and I wish to subscribe t...sheil - I like your idea and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.<BR/><BR/>sticky - Don't you want to be like me and almost die from trying to get healthy? Wimp.<BR/><BR/>heather - It is too much work! And there's nothing wrong with a little Nick Jr once in a while. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!<BR/><BR/>redneck mommy - Yea! I'm so glad you visited! And I can't decide if running or washing maxi pads is worse. I choose to do neither.<BR/><BR/>tog- I knew what it was! I just read that it happens more when you get older. Why must you always mock me? Oh yeah, that's right.<BR/><BR/>charming - I knew I should have hung onto that kitty litter sample just a little bit longer! I've always got some kind of kid-fliud related mess going on here.<BR/><BR/>suburban - Awesome! More people to love me!<BR/><BR/>shyest - I can't go for the cup. It seems gross and weird. Like, isn't it messy when you take it out? Eww, I don't even like to think about it. Lets think about free things intead!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13170131429639166827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-4019259672645271772007-03-22T09:10:00.000-05:002007-03-22T09:10:00.000-05:00PS--apparently, you can go to trycib.com and get f...PS--apparently, you can go to trycib.com and get free instant breakfast mix. me, I love that stuff :) woot, free food!Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16870527550255669643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-75781469218610612652007-03-22T09:08:00.000-05:002007-03-22T09:08:00.000-05:00I would TOTALLY like to stick up for the crystal d...I would TOTALLY like to stick up for the crystal deoderant. when it's below 80 degrees (which is rare in a minnesota summer, I suppose), it works better than deoderant. <BR/><BR/>but that maxi pad business? that'll take a little longer for me to try (I do have friends that swear by 'the cup,' though)...Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16870527550255669643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-55340292599073780862007-03-21T21:42:00.000-05:002007-03-21T21:42:00.000-05:00Thanks for stopping by my blog! My first visit to ...Thanks for stopping by my blog! My first visit to yours, and I already think I love you. You my dear are joining my google reader list!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-46297203346061550232007-03-21T20:34:00.000-05:002007-03-21T20:34:00.000-05:00I clung tightly to my belief that running is to be...I clung tightly to my belief that running is to be reserved for use only when being chased by knife wielding maniacs until I met Deels. Turns out, I was right all along because running is great and all that but it's also, ultimately, for suckers.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry to laugh but almost choking on a fiber pill taken in the name of good health (and free stuff!!) is too, too awesome.<BR/><BR/>Oh and without a cat, use kitty litter for stains on your driveway (oil leaks and such) and also for kiddie-type leaks (diaper blowouts gone horribly awry, vomit) after the larger, uh, chunks are gone.<BR/><BR/>My name is Shannon and I too have a weakness for all things free.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-19777947733230544462007-03-21T19:57:00.000-05:002007-03-21T19:57:00.000-05:00Okay, this is hilarious. I particularly enjoyed t...Okay, this is hilarious. I particularly enjoyed the part where you explain that you only know what constipation is because you read about it somewhere.The Other Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03829845523633726024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-88587748246729186122007-03-21T19:42:00.000-05:002007-03-21T19:42:00.000-05:00I'm the anti-thesis to the granola happy, earth lo...I'm the anti-thesis to the granola happy, earth loving mom. My kids wouldn't know what fiber is if it jumped up and bit them on the arse.<BR/><BR/>That said, I decided that if I wanted to live to see, well, forty would be nice, I should get off my ass and move.<BR/><BR/>So I strapped on my sneakers today and just about fucking died.<BR/><BR/>I would rather wash and reuse a maxi pad than endure the torture of jogging again.<BR/><BR/>Love your blog! Will be back.Redneck Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09947243296264284961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-22881150983446312282007-03-21T17:09:00.000-05:002007-03-21T17:09:00.000-05:00Hee hee hee. I thought I wanted to be an earthy, ...Hee hee hee. I thought I wanted to be an earthy, granola toting Mommy... Then I realized how much work it was. I decided that as long as my kid isn't surviving on McDonald's and Nick Jr., I'll be happy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-28797081541921664972007-03-21T16:16:00.000-05:002007-03-21T16:16:00.000-05:00I don't have enough of an attention span for healt...I don't have enough of an attention span for healthy living, or discipline. Or desire. I'm pretty much hopeless in that field, but good luck on that!StickyKeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00208754873347518619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-26217466970024351362007-03-21T15:32:00.000-05:002007-03-21T15:32:00.000-05:00I've decided screw "healthy". Potato chips is wher...I've decided screw "healthy". Potato chips is where it's at from now on for me. They've never made me feel like I was either going to drown or break out in hives.<BR/><BR/>Glad you weren't having an allergic reaction.suzxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04955326254718040599noreply@blogger.com