tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post1640923411250545128..comments2024-01-12T02:50:35.638-06:00Comments on Problem Girl: Will poop for painkillersJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13170131429639166827noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-21934576525828738352010-01-04T19:11:51.485-06:002010-01-04T19:11:51.485-06:00HAHAHA! I love that post! Sooo funny!HAHAHA! I love that post! Sooo funny!Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17380583632901267466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-66529426552345020242009-05-03T20:47:00.000-05:002009-05-03T20:47:00.000-05:00Found you on Write From Karen's blog carnival.
Th...Found you on Write From Karen's blog carnival.<br /><br />This was a truly enjoyable story. Thanks for giving me a laugh.Kevinhttp://www.textualintercourse.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-49689457513890961552009-03-26T15:37:00.000-05:002009-03-26T15:37:00.000-05:00OK. I think I'm your mother. Except that you wou...OK. I think I'm your mother. Except that you would then only be 7 or 9. Why? Well for some odd reason that's what I always say to my kids when they complain of a stomach ache. Who knew I'm creating such a nice memory?lolKellyologyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16431369740339820876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-30041551410179694722009-03-26T10:46:00.000-05:002009-03-26T10:46:00.000-05:00Every damn day my mom would ask, "Did you have a B...Every damn day my mom would ask, "Did you have a BM today?". I love your line about an earache caused by constipation. <BR/><BR/>Great post!<BR/><BR/>Also - go to the drug store and buy a bottle of mag citrate. Make it REALLY cold and suck it down with a straw as fast as you can. You'll poop soon after.Mom O Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663817788501199975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-38153019744779784242009-01-09T15:19:00.000-06:002009-01-09T15:19:00.000-06:00Seeing as how my 4 year old daughter is having som...Seeing as how my 4 year old daughter is having some serious poop issues today (I have heard no less than 10 times in the last 24 hours "Mom! My poop just came out all by itself! In my big-girl pants! Can you help me?") I would have thought that poop was the last thing I'd want to read about. This was freakin' hilarious though. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15514956133338105723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-57013876042016987972009-01-09T04:44:00.000-06:002009-01-09T04:44:00.000-06:00Just came over from Jen at Playgroups are no place...Just came over from Jen at Playgroups are no place for Children, and am still laughing. I'm sorry that your pain caused my laughter, but you tell it so good.<BR/><BR/>Hope you're feeling better.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10644681076258668543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-28876026191836337632009-01-08T19:50:00.000-06:002009-01-08T19:50:00.000-06:00I have to agree with Donna. I got here from the li...I have to agree with Donna. I got here from the link on Playgroups are No Place for Children and you are HILARIOUS.<BR/><BR/>I hope you are feeling better, though!!NGShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04056381269070465424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-57630643706142438012009-01-08T18:32:00.000-06:002009-01-08T18:32:00.000-06:00I just found you, and I plan to subscribe based on...I just found you, and I plan to subscribe based on the new hospital mission statement alone. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06950448336879028108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-11613157381261461712009-01-08T16:03:00.000-06:002009-01-08T16:03:00.000-06:00What does it say about me that I enjoy stories abo...What does it say about me that I enjoy stories about Poop?<BR/><BR/>So funny!Conniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11868956367266325927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-26128002533627620792009-01-08T15:25:00.000-06:002009-01-08T15:25:00.000-06:00I didn't know what to expect as I clicked over her...I didn't know what to expect as I clicked over here and started to read. But that was one of the funniest things I have ever read. <BR/><BR/>I am sorry that it happened and you were in pain, but posts about poop are usually the funniest ones. Thanks for the belly laugh :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-11872141461899543132009-01-08T12:08:00.000-06:002009-01-08T12:08:00.000-06:00I hope you're feeling better. I'm not a doctor, b...I hope you're feeling better. I'm not a doctor, but I have known people who have had their gall bladders removed and have had significant pain afterwards that required large amounts of narcs. On not-so-rare occasions it has been due to a bowel leak caused by damage done during the surgery. Please, if the pain doesn't get better, go back to the ER and insist on testing for a leak.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-27149094947482946212009-01-06T14:47:00.000-06:002009-01-06T14:47:00.000-06:00Oh dear got, this is the funniest thing I've read ...Oh dear got, this is the funniest thing I've read today!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04455637064686856773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-21372805411618184262009-01-06T13:13:00.000-06:002009-01-06T13:13:00.000-06:00I just had to read this after seeing the title.I'm...I just had to read this after seeing the title.<BR/><BR/>I'm feeling kinda bad for laughing out loud at your pain and poo misery. My mother to this day still asks about my pooping habits. I'm almost 34! And married! With two children!<BR/><BR/>This was my favorite line..."The hospital's mission statement is "We improve the health and quality of life for the people we serve in a manner that reflects the healing mission of Jesus." I think they should change it to "Jesus! That's a lot of stool you've got there! We'll help you poop it out but if that doesn't work then we're fresh out of ideas." Pure brilliance.Jennifer https://www.blogger.com/profile/08191366421121919596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-53927743272362777542009-01-05T20:38:00.000-06:002009-01-05T20:38:00.000-06:00I always ask my preschool students if they need to...I always ask my preschool students if they need to use the bathroom when they complain about a stomach ache. I've also learned to add, "do you feel like you need to throw up?" to my list of questions for those kids.<BR/><BR/>But I hope that when my own children are in high school I will no longer be asking them if they need to poop!Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12664179045428395525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-20274269546371274892009-01-05T17:56:00.000-06:002009-01-05T17:56:00.000-06:00Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. This doesn't sound like a ...Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. This doesn't sound like a lot of fun. I really hope you feel better.<BR/><BR/>Quinn had a "stool ball" once. His doctor thought it was a tumor until they gave him a CT scan.<BR/><BR/>He also suffered through an ER enema, although on an entirely different visit. In his case, it's perfectly reasonable to ask him he has to use the bathroom if he says he's sick. In fact, his way of saying he has to poop is to say, "My stomach hurts."<BR/><BR/>And now you have too much information about Quinn.<BR/><BR/>I really do hope you're feeling better by now.Stimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09685801693683588805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-50461386458384177452009-01-05T13:15:00.000-06:002009-01-05T13:15:00.000-06:00Do you still have the recipe because it deserves a...Do you still have the recipe because it deserves a post of its own!Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13151264293573254738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-60918847206194768052009-01-05T01:00:00.000-06:002009-01-05T01:00:00.000-06:00Whenever Chicken has a stomachache I always ask hi...Whenever Chicken has a stomachache I always ask him about pooping and fiber intake. It's from having IBS for a million years.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06066499436533594138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-21414462822417285792009-01-04T22:08:00.000-06:002009-01-04T22:08:00.000-06:00I am your mom. My Ethan had a problem with consti...I am your mom. My Ethan had a problem with constipation during a stint in the hospital last year, and after 3 (yes, count 'em) enemas he finally got on track. Now it scares me when he says his tummy hurts, so my first question is always, "Do you have to poop?" <BR/>My mom's answer to everything was, "Have a piece of toast." Hope you're feeling better!Estherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11362207430242737134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-50851275380436146052009-01-04T21:54:00.000-06:002009-01-04T21:54:00.000-06:00This is the funniest poop story yet. And knowing h...This is the funniest poop story yet. And knowing how my family loves a good poop convo during dinner, that's quiet impressive. <BR/><BR/>My mother also thinks pooping is a cure-all. That and taking a nap (sleep on your stomach if you have a belly ache and it will magically go away. I'm 28 and to this day, I sleep on my stomach to induce a poop. Why not try to kill 2 birds with one stone?<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better, Jen.Hiding Behind Wordshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14235169665086925429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-20304289759548126472009-01-04T20:38:00.000-06:002009-01-04T20:38:00.000-06:00So? How do you like knowing that you have a low to...So? How do you like knowing that you have a low tolerence for pain?<BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>that at the hospital you most likely have a note on your chart that says: possible narcotic seeker?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-47249097111764247492009-01-04T19:58:00.000-06:002009-01-04T19:58:00.000-06:00But, did you get your pain killers and are they wo...But, did you get your pain killers and are they working? Love your blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-59765580795910070252009-01-04T19:57:00.000-06:002009-01-04T19:57:00.000-06:00Holy Crap {{sorry, I couldn't help it!}}I really h...Holy Crap {{sorry, I couldn't help it!}}<BR/><BR/>I really hope you're feeling better, this was one of the funniest posts I've ever read, I'm crying I was laughing so hard.<BR/><BR/>Take care,<BR/>StephSteph at Problem Solvin' Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195884439651922555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11653780.post-66167463374189867902009-01-04T14:49:00.000-06:002009-01-04T14:49:00.000-06:00I think that is most enjoyable post about poop tha...I think that is most enjoyable post about poop that I have ever read :)<BR/><BR/>I am just LIKE YOUR MOM!! I always ask my daughter if she has gone #2 lately when she complains of a tummy ache. Of course, she holds her poop for world record amounts of time so I feel justified and not guilty at all.<BR/><BR/>My mom's thing when I didn't feel good was to ask me, "Did you take a calcium pill today?" As though calcium pills solved all ailments of the world. She was SHOCKED when I had my first grown-up physical and I had healthy calcium levels. I think she would ahve called the curse if I let her and argued about it "But she doesn't drink milk! She can't POSSIBLY be healthy!"Torinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00992090842674056507noreply@blogger.com