Tell me a story internets!

I hope you all have a great day. I will probably not. I will be spending my day doing my civic duty in the form of jury duty.*

Jury duty! Fuck, yeah!

So cheer me up. Tell me a funny/cute/silly/uplifting story that will make my day. Bonus points if it involves baby talk. Negative points if it involved adults doing baby talk. Super ultra bonus points if it involves Disney or puppies or chocolate.

Come on people, make my day!

*To be 100% honest I'll probably be spending my time on jury duty mentally composing hate mail to Michael Savage.