Dramatic much?

I had this conversation with Joseph today:

Joseph: Daddy said he wanted a good report about how I did at therapy.
Me: I don't think he's going to be to happy then.
Joseph: I should have been a good listener.
M: Yes, you should have.
J: Daddy's not going to like this.
M: No, probably not.
J: (long pause) I guess I'll have to hide my secret forever then.

Oh the drama of it all.

Hot or Not? for Pam

This one is for Pam. Let's start it off with a cheap shot shall we?

Look, it's Little Red Riding Ho!


Ok, this one cracks me up because between the dazed look on her face, her mussed hair and her strange position it looks like the picture was taken just as she was getting up after falling down the stairs.


Why would you post a picture of yourself with a massive booger in your nose? Photoshop that thing out of there!


Beause nothing says "hot" like a photo of you visiting Grandma at the home.


Crack is hot ya'll.


I bet this guy's a real riot. I bet his cubicle at work is plastered with Dilbert cartoons. I bet he has a t-shirt that says "Will golf for food". I bet the thinks Jay Leno is really funny. I bet he eats white bread. I want to punch this guy in the head.

Overall, pretty good

All things considered we had a pretty good weekend. Saturday was Amanda's wedding shower and that went well. I think people had fun and Amanda got some really good gifts. The food turned out well and people seemed to like the stuff I made. Who knew lavander cupcakes would be so good?

Before the shower I went with Amanda when she went for her wedding hair-do trial run. It was lots of fun and she looked so pretty. She got me a early birthday present, an italian charm bracelet. I love it! It has a charm with Joseph's birthstone, one with Elle's birthsone, one with the stone from the month Jesse and I were married, our initials, one with a butterfly and one that says "I love chocolate". How cute is that?

Today we went to the mall and I lost about 20 pounds when I got about 10 inches of hair cut off. I also lost another pound when I had my wooly eyebrows waxed. I look so girly. It's kind of nice.

Elle sat on her own for about 20 seconds today. Yikes! She's getting so big. I miss my little baby who was happy just laying on my chest and sleeping all day. Oh well. I bought her a pretty dress for Easter/upcoming weddings. I love having a little girl to spoil.

Now I'm going to go watch the Sopranos and eat leftover shower fudge. Life is sweet.

A sad day

Jesse's grandmother passed away early this morning. I don't have the grace and finesse to discuss something like this on a blog mostly devoted to talking about baby poop so I don't really know what else to say about that.

I won't be taking Joseph to the funeral, he's just to sensitive. He sobbed the other day when I had to throw away a houseplant that I was unable to keep alive. Death is just to much for him to handle right now. Bless his little heart, he's just too sweet for his own good.

Get it Ben?

Time to start researching brontosaurus schools I guess. No word back from the other school yet. I'll give it till tomorrow before I fully throw in the towel.

Poop

Well, poop. Joseph did not get picked in the lottery for the school we want him to go to. We're still going to try to do a little more wrangling and stuff in the next few days but it's not looking good. Not only did he not get in the class but we are nearly on the bottom of the waiting list. Argh. I'm too frustrated to talk about it right now. Maybe more later.

Lost my voice

I've lost my voice. It's from a cold, not from yelling at Joseph. We don't yell in our house. And by "we", I mean "I". Jesse yells at Joseph sometimes. I don't. Although, I did have to yell at both of them the other day for yelling at each other while I was on the phone with my mom (who was not yelling). It's the loud and obnoxious circle of life.

Another fricken cold

I've spent the better part of today hacking up large, yellow globs of goo. I don't know if it counts as another cold or just a continuation of the endless cold I've had this winter. I'm so tired of being sick.

Elle has a cold too so she's been sleeping in her swing at night. It keeps her upright otherwise she coughs and coughs and wakes herself up. I've been sleeping on the couch so I can keep an eye on her. Of course I wake up every time she makes the tinniest noise. It's good times.

We found out tomorrow if Joseph will get into the school we want him to or not. I don't have a good feeling about it but I'm keeping my fingers crossed. I'll update when I know something.