Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Intelligent political discourse

My brother came over for pizza and MST3K and political talk the other night. It went like this:

My brother (upon finding out that I am going to vote for a certain person): "What?!?! How can you vote for him? He's such a douche bag!"
Me: "They're all douche bags. At least the douche bag I'm backing doesn't want to overturn Roe v Wade."

You know what? I didn't say that. I actually just said "Nah-uh!" and then accused him of taking too many paper napkins. Don't even try to debate with me because I'll put you in your place.

In other news, this "video" makes me want to "make out" with "Samantha Bee" and "buy" her some "chocolate".


Jen said...

Dang. I want pizza, MST3K, and political talk. Well, I suppose I could do without the political talk but damn the other two sound pretty darn good. Nothing like Tom Servo and a big slice of pepperoni-jalapeno to round out the night.

Ben said...

Yeah, well, I'm such a nice guy I won't reveal the AWFUL SECRET I uncovered about you.

Jill said...

I saw that last night. I almost "peed my pants" from laughing so hard.

And I think maybe your brother was calling the wrong guy a douchebag. Is he easily confused? :-)

wendyedit said...

Thanks for posting that video! Those McCain air quotes made my head want to explode but I'd missed that Daily Show. It made me feel so much better to know that Sam Bee's head was ready to explode, too!!