Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Alternate titles for Survivor

1. You're Old and Jeff Probst Hates You
2. The Jeff Probst Variety Hour
3. Jeff Probst Kind of Wishes You Would Walk in Front of a Bus
4. Hot Young Dudes That Jeff Probst Loves and Then Some Other People
5. The Penis Hour
6. Just How Big is the Stick That Jeff Probst Has Up His Butt?
7. America's Funniest Head Injuries
8. Sugar, Not as Annoying as You Might Have Thought at First But Still Just as Stupid
9. The Jeff Probst Enforced Leader Picking Show
10. Jeff Probst Turns Into a Cranky Old Man Right Before Your Very Eyes

3 comments:

Marinka said...

I haven't seen the show since the first season, but this makes me want to tune in!

Jen said...

I might kinda want to watch something called "The Penis Hour". Well, depending on whose penises are being depicted. Actually, no, I wouldn't watch that at all. Penises are not pretty regardless of who they belong to.

monkseal said...

From what I've seen on the Internet "The Penis Hour" might be an appropriate title. Jesus Christ guys, more appropriate underwear please...