Hot or Not?

There's this site that I visit once in a while that has become my guilty little secret. It's called Hot or Not. Lame people looking of validation submit pictures of themselves so that random strangers can vote and decide if they are Hot or Not. You vote by ranking each picture on a scale of 1 to 10. I like to rate people a 10 if they look like the sort of people that have never been called a "10" in their lives. Most of the pictures are kind of dull. There's a lot of shirtless guys and girls in short shorts but once in a while you come across some real gems. I would like to share some of my favorites with you now.


I think it's really hot when a guy shows off the fact that he has no friends by posting a picture of himself sitting alone, in a darkened room, with only the dim glow of a computer screen to keep him company. I bet he's looking for naked pictures of Raven Symone.


There are a ton of pictures like this out there. Certain men seem to think it makes them look hotter if they pose with their big boy toys. Most of them choose cars or motorcycles to pose with though. The fact that this guy chose a big screen tv seems beyond pathetic to me.


I bet this guy liked Brokeback Mountain. My friend, I know Heath Ledger and you are no Heath Ledger.


Ok, this one cracks me up to no end. "What? You want to take a picture of me for Hor or Not? Ok, let me hold my broom off to the side. What? No, I don't think I need to put it down. I'll just hold it over here with my cigarette. Can you see my gold tooth?" The class is just oozing off of this woman.


Errrrrr...... It was probably really cold when she had this picture taken.

That's all for now folks. If you liked that, let me know and I'll do more. If you didn't then just keep it to yourself because I have more pictures that I plan on mocking anyway. If you're like me and you have a brief twinge of guilt for making fun of random people who are unable to defend themselves then just do what I do and remind yourself that they submitted their pictures to a site called Hot or Not. Mocking is the least that they deserve.