Appliance Direct!

I'm trying to finish my entry about our trip but I can't because I got ADHD from watching too many Appliance Direct commercials when we were in Florida.

"Only Appliance Direct has top quality stoves. Curved sides? Yes! Soft handles? Yes! Appliance Direct! I love appliances! Remember, no shopping on Sundays! I love appliances! Your dishwasher is a piece of junk! Only Appliance Direct has high pressure dish washers. I love appliances!"