My defender

Yesterday Joseph, Elle and I went to the house of a little boy in Joseph's class for a play date. Joseph had a great time playing with the little boy and his younger brother and his mom and I had a nice time chatting. As we were getting ready to go the little boy pointed at me and said "Why is your tummy so fat?" His mother was mortified but I thought it was pretty funny. Joseph did not think it was so funny. He got really indignant and said "That's not her tummy! It's just her big, puffy breasts!"

Gee, thanks Joseph.