Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I need to talk to you about this pressing issue

There's a lot I would like to discuss with you right now.  Prop 8 being struck down only not really but kind of sort of.  The horribly blown out of proportion and over-dramatized "Ground Zero mosque".  You know, really important issues.  I'll get to that stuff some other time because right now there's something I need to talk about that I just cannot put off any longer. 

So here it is...

Teresa  Giudice.

She's like, a living, breathing Neanderthal right?  Because there's no way a fully evolved human being is sporting that hairline.  And I'm not even knocking her.  I think that hairline is great for distracting people from her sloping forehead and freakishly wide set eyes.  I'm just asking because I have only seen one or two episodes of the show but if I had known that Bravo was going to do an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer crossover I probably would have started watching a long time ago.

Three years ago today I took the worst flight of my life.

5 comments:

Lucretia said...

You know, actually, Rita Hayworth had that brow-line and got it heightened by electrolysis.

Barbara said...

My one niece has a very low hairline as well. Not that low, but awfully low. She looks better with bangs as a result. Too bad Teresa hasn't learned that yet.

shyestviolet said...

is THAT'S what's going on? every photo I see of this woman ends with a cocked head, a furrowed brow, and me saying, "hmmm..."

Lindsay said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I love to just stare at her and wonder. Her kids have the same hairline. Whoa.

Stimey said...

I have no idea who that is, but when your blog opened up, I screamed a little.