Problem Girl: I need to talk to you about this pressing issue

Who Are These People?

Problem Girl - SAHM, birth mother, adoptive mother, former foster mother, surrogate mother x3, chocoholic and all around swell gal. Is not afraid to use the word "poop" in a serious discussion.
Jesse - Hard working family man who takes more of a beating here than he probably deserves. Thinks jackalopes are real.
Joseph - Precocious twelve year old who's going to change the world someday with his Aspie super powers. Writes 115 page long fanfic epics.
Elle - Feisty, bossy, sassy, adorable, opinionated, sweet six year old lovebug. Will hate us someday for spelling her name in a way that makes everyone mispronounce it.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I need to talk to you about this pressing issue

There's a lot I would like to discuss with you right now. Prop 8 being struck down only not really but kind of sort of. The horribly blown out of proportion and over-dramatized "Ground Zero mosque". You know, really important issues. I'll get to that stuff some other time because right now there's something I need to talk about that I just cannot put off any longer.

So here it is...

Teresa Giudice.

She's like, a living, breathing Neanderthal right? Because there's no way a fully evolved human being is sporting that hairline. And I'm not even knocking her. I think that hairline is great for distracting people from her sloping forehead and freakishly wide set eyes. I'm just asking because I have only seen one or two episodes of the show but if I had known that Bravo was going to do an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer crossover I probably would have started watching a long time ago.

Three years ago today I took the worst flight of my life.

5 comments:

Lucretia said...: You know, actually, Rita Hayworth had that brow-line and got it heightened by electrolysis.; 5:19 PM
Barbara said...: My one niece has a very low hairline as well. Not that low, but awfully low. She looks better with bangs as a result. Too bad Teresa hasn't learned that yet.; 7:35 PM
Al said...: is THAT'S what's going on? every photo I see of this woman ends with a cocked head, a furrowed brow, and me saying, "hmmm..."; 7:36 PM
Lindsay said...: HAHAHAHAHA! I love to just stare at her and wonder. Her kids have the same hairline. Whoa.; 7:10 PM
Stimey said...: I have no idea who that is, but when your blog opened up, I screamed a little.; 4:24 PM