Sunday, February 26, 2006

Hot or Not? Part 2

Here's me being mean again. It's a good way to work out frustration. Let's get to it shall we?

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What in the hell is going on in this picture? The gun, the "decor", the camo gear? I think someone is bucking for the honor of being Montana Militia Monthly's centerfold.

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There's nothing that unusual about this picture. It's pretty normal except for the fact that something about her eyes makes me think that she's going to climb out of her computer and eat my soul!

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Ok, here's the thing. Fat girls shouldn't pose with cake. I can say that because I am a fat girl. Everyone who looks at this picture is thinking the same thing. "Maybe she wouldn't be fat if she didn't love cake so much!" It's unkind, it's untrue and it's unfair. And it's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this picture.

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This guy actually went to a store and bought these pants. Then he bought those shoes. Then he went to a photographer and had her take pictures of him with his shirt off. This man is a massive tool.

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Man? Woman? Wood sprite? You decide!

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I can't decide what it is that's the hottest about this guy. Is it his non-exsistant top lip? His lazy eye? His stunning hair do? His beard that looks amazingly like pubic hair? What is it that makes him so hot?

That's all folks. I'll see you on the flip side.

33 comments:

Tori said...

The girl in the top picture is a soldier in a barracks. Hence the sand-dune camo, gun, and all around blandness of her surroundings. She probably took the picture to send back home to her boyfriend/husband/fiance or what have you and he put it up on the site.

Anonymous said...

I had a different first thought about the girl with the cake. I thought "Cute girl! . . . . and cake! (yum!) . . . wonder if she's share it and some time to get to know her?"
I never thought about gluttony or the cake/fat connection. Seriously. But then, I'm a guy who has a real soft spot for big, cute girls . . . .which she is!

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