How to compliment someone
So let's say your about to see a pregnant woman that you haven't seen in a while. You want to give her a compliment that will really make her day but what do you say? Listen up because I'm going to tell you exactly what to say to make her feel warm and fuzzy all over! Within two minutes of greeting her, look her up and down and say "Wow! This pregnancy has really made you balloon out all over!"
I promise you that the pregnant lady will remember your kind and thoughtful words for years to come. In fact, she probably won't be able to look at you again without remembering how your keen observation made her feel about herself.
For maximum effect be sure to follow up this compliment by later saying that one of the pregnant lady's kids is smarter than the other and then follow that up by saying "You don't have anything to worry about with this one." while the lady's autistic child is less than 2 feet away.
She'll be beaming for days.
Jen
6 comments:
I hope this person doesn't consider themself a friend of yours...
This person considers themself my FILs wife. (My step-MIL I guess.)
You can't be serious. Are you serious? That is.....awful. You must avoid this person.
That is fantastic advice. Thanks for sharing it. Although, you might want to title it differently: "How to make yourself look like a totally ignorant and self-absorbed SOB."
Emily
My god, people are such assholes. I bet she had no idea she was being so offensive.
There is actually no such word as "themself." I think the word you wanted was "herself."
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