Monday, December 15, 2008

My weekend summed up

There comes a point in every one's life when you're sitting at a table with a bunch of hyper, screaming drunks, having beer spilled on you by a heavily pierced waitress when you suddenly realize "I'm getting too old for this."

There comes another point in every one's life (usually just a few hours later) when you're laying in bed trying to get some sleep but you can't because a woman you know only casually is laying on top of you and telling you that she needs to fart but worries that if she does she'll poop her pants when you realize that maybe growing old and growing up is not such a bad thing.

8 comments:

Mrs. Schmitty said...

OMG!

I'm speechless.

LOL

CharmingDriver said...

Oh my.

That is all.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen said...

But it makes for REALLY good stories.... :)

Jamie said...

I think I have no words for that
BUT
it did make me laugh -

Ferdinand the Duck said...

My losing-my-pants-in-the-hall story doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

Ethan, Zach, and Emma's Mom said...

Wow. Wow. That's all I've got.

Anonymous said...

You've got some splainin to do Lucy!! (HAhaha)

We've all been there at one time or another.... but be careful around those strange women!!

your MIL......

PS: I think we need to spend some liquid bonding time together!!

Midwest Mommy said...

Um, not sure what to say :-)