An actual conversation

This is a 100% true conversation that I had with Joseph yesterday.

Joseph: Did you miss me when I was gone?
Me: Yes, very much.
J: Why?
M: Because I love you and I like having you around.
J: Are you glad I'm home?
M: Yes.
J: Because a home is not complete without me?

Later he pointed to my and Jesse's wedding picture.
Joseph: That's you and Daddy when you got weddinged.
Me: Yeah, that's when we got married.
J: Before you had me?
M: Right.
J: Why did you decide to have me then?
M: Because we wanted to add a child to our family.
J: Because you need a special child like me to make you into a family?

Geez, this kid.