My very important BlogHer post
The blogging community is abuzz with posts about pre-BlogHer anxiety and excitement so I thought I should join in the fun. Here's mine:
I'm not going to BlogHer this year because I don't want everyone to know what a giant goober I am in real life.
The end.
Jen
12 comments:
I have no idea what BlogHer is.
Also, we already know what a goober you are,lady. ;-)
ferdinand - SO you've managed to see past my finely craftd on-line persona? Damn! Maybe I shou;dn't have told somany stories abouthow I keep accidently flashing the people in my town.
It takes a Goober to know a Goober! ;)
Hey, did I mention how much I'm loving reading your blog? Why in the hell didn't you tell you me you're such a great writer! I may have to ask for your autograph tomorrow when I pick up AMelia or something. :)
NO WONDER why I liked you so much.
I'm a goober too...
Hence, the third year in a row I'm not going to BlogHer...that and money.
I've never even HEARD of BlogHer until about a month ago. We should SOOO have our own virtual party and not invite ANYONE in San Fransisco.
I'm going in Second Life. That way people can still think I'm cool. Ha.
Your name is Jennifer. You can't be a goob.
I'm not even a blogher. I mean I'm a her who blogs but..
Have you ever read "Damaged" by Cathy Glass? I've just begun, but it's a true story written by a foster mom regarding an 8 year old girl with a closetful of secrets. If you ever get time to read, you may really like this one!
mrs schmitty - I just don't want other goobers pointing out my gooberhood to non-goobers. I like to keep that info hidden from the general public.
jen - I can't make beer or birth babies or write songs or sing or play guitar but I can type reasonable well!
laundress - and the fear that a-listers will mock me. Or is that just me who worries about that?
laggin - I'm putting serious thought into putting together a non-blogger swag swap and blog party. Stay tuned!
heathenmommy - That's a good idea. I can't get inot Second Life. I fear that I would never quit if I did.
manager mom _ I should make up a diagram showing you the overlap between Jennifers and goobers. It's a small amount but we do exsist.
alison - I'm not an offical blogher either. They rejected me. And then later they asked me to join but I never got around to faxing in my paperwork. Because I'm a goober.
mandy - I own that book! It's in my "Read this if you ever get more than two seconds that aren't taken up by kids and housework and blogging" pile. I expect to ge to it when I'm 89.
Yeah. I goobered all over San Francisco. Wish I could have met you.
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