Butter brains, er, braids

I'm so lazy today. I don't want to do anything other than lay on the couch. I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to get myself something. The beauty of my couch plan is that there's probably enough food under the cushions to keep me fed for a week. If I could get someone to come by and pour a little water into my mouth every so often I could be set.

I'm soooooo lazy today. How lazy am I? I'm so lazy that at some point this afternoon I got a S'mores Ritz Bitz ground into my sweater and I didn't even notice it until Elle started picking it out and eating it. I let her continue. Hey, either she cleaned it up or I had to. I think there might be a carbon monoxide leak in our house. I don't know, I'm too lazy to check the detector.

Anyone want to buy a Butter Braid? Joseph's school is having yet another fund raiser and this time they're selling Butter Braids. For only $8 you can have a hand braided pastry with layers of 100% real butter, filled with a delicious variety of fruit filling. (I'm too lazy to come up with my own description. I totally copied that off the flyer that got sent home.) Butter Braids come in the following varietys: cherry, apple, cinnamon, blueberry/cream cheese, cream cheese, raspberry and caramel roll. Doesn't that sound good? Don't you want to buy one or twelve so that my son's school can afford to buy books and computers and stun guns (or whatever itis that they're using to keep kids in line these days).