Friday, February 09, 2007

Butter brains, er, braids

I'm so lazy today. I don't want to do anything other than lay on the couch. I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to get myself something. The beauty of my couch plan is that there's probably enough food under the cushions to keep me fed for a week. If I could get someone to come by and pour a little water into my mouth every so often I could be set.

I'm soooooo lazy today. How lazy am I? I'm so lazy that at some point this afternoon I got a S'mores Ritz Bitz ground into my sweater and I didn't even notice it until Elle started picking it out and eating it. I let her continue. Hey, either she cleaned it up or I had to. I think there might be a carbon monoxide leak in our house. I don't know, I'm too lazy to check the detector.

Anyone want to buy a Butter Braid? Joseph's school is having yet another fund raiser and this time they're selling Butter Braids. For only $8 you can have a hand braided pastry with layers of 100% real butter, filled with a delicious variety of fruit filling. (I'm too lazy to come up with my own description. I totally copied that off the flyer that got sent home.) Butter Braids come in the following varietys: cherry, apple, cinnamon, blueberry/cream cheese, cream cheese, raspberry and caramel roll. Doesn't that sound good? Don't you want to buy one or twelve so that my son's school can afford to buy books and computers and stun guns (or whatever itis that they're using to keep kids in line these days).

8 comments:

Sheliorama said...

I haven't done anything today either other than watch the troll invasion at LLN and stuff my fat face with a variety of junk. I did throw a load of clothes in the washer but that's it.

I'm a sloth.

Jen said...

Just think, you could be stuffing your face with a Butter Braid.

The Other Girl said...

You're not selling Hostess Snoballs, by any chance, are you? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE! AAAAAGGGH!

Ahem. I mainly wanted to say hi and that I'm being lurky.

Emma said...

Does the butter braid contain rich creamery butter?

Amy said...

Let me tell you... those butter braids are addictive! I've sold them before & my sister used to work for the company.

All I've really done today (outside of feeding & changing my kids) is surf online and read blogs... it must be a lazy day everywhere!

Amy
http://www.villageblogger.com/flybaby/
http://www.villageblogger.com/cookingadventures/

othurme said...

You've almost sold me on the butter braids. Do they ship anywhere?

Jen said...

Well, I suppose I could mail one to you but nah, I'm to lazy to do that. Willing to come here and pick it up?

Kel-Bell said...

WOW! Those sound delicious but I'm afraid they wouldn't send them to Ohio... *sniff*