My mommyblog brings all the boys to the yard
You guys. There are some freaks in this world. And some stupid people. And a lot of stupid freaks. I know this because I have a blog and I have a stat meter that tells me what search terms people use to get to my blog. And I know I'm not the only one. Anyone who has a blog for more than three days has gotten a hit from someone googling "how to touch a breast" or "is it bad if my toddler eats dog poop". Here are a couple of my latest and greatest hits.
girls major pooping problems
dream i had a pennis i am a girl
can i ask what are lady lumps (Yes. Yes you may.)
post your vagina photos
does it hurt girls when they squirt?
dancing bbobs
tips for eating a girls ass (Don't do it. It gives girls major pooping problems.)
horse with milk hot girl (Huh?)
girl who has a sex problem with a blog
internet quiz for assbugers
I have hot poope problem? (I..... don't know.)
Jen
4 comments:
Oh my. That's all I can say. Oh my.
Considering that my blog is about beer and vaginas, I'd better never find out what search terms people are using to get to mine. Oy.
Sorry about the pervs. At least they're lurkers. Well, all of them but me.
And how can I get this super-sluthing device?
why do these things lead to YOU?
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