What Joseph said

"Mommy, that shirt looks nice on you. It's a good shirt because it has a spot for those lumpy things on your chest to go."

"Sometimes when you're in love with someone and you look at them everyone can tell that you're in love with them and it makes you feel shy. That's why when I love someone I keep it my own secret."

"I don't really like all these dinners that you make me. Instead of food can you just buy me toys?"