Saturday, January 06, 2007

Crack is wack

And so is Google. What bring people to my blog? Mostly people that can't spell.
poop while giving birth - Ok, you talk once or twice about how this is your biggest fear and it gets you blog 10-20 hits a week.

tounge irritations pregnancy - I know nothing about this. I always feel a little bad when someone comes to my blog looking for information that I don't have.

( Jayz) Big pipin - I knew that title would come back to haunt me.

"pooped his pants" - I get a lot of these too. Gross.

repetative behavior - Searching works better when you are a good speller.

lavander penis facts - I....don't ..... know.

"male nurse"+suppositories - Sigh.

images of raven symone (shoes) - Why would someone look for this?

I've also gotten the following that I no longer have the links for:
raven symone do she do crack
raven symone how many piercings do she have
raven symone has she got a baby (I get variations of this nearly every day)

So my question is this: Why do people who search for (but cannot spell) Raven Symone seem to have such problems with basic grammer?

3 comments:

Emily said...

haha on all especially the raven ones... except for the lavender penis one... that is so humiliating... i never knew when i typed that in it would lead me to your blog, i swear.

Jen said...

i knew it!

Erika said...

Hi Jen,

I just saw your comment on the surrogacy article that I wrote for the Star Tribune a few months ago, and your blog was linked to it. I just wanted to wish you good luck on your journey! Feel free to contact me if you want to talk about anything. erikalindsay at gmail dot com

~Erika