Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Hot or Not revisited

You know what I haven't done in a long time? Mocked people for being so needy and insecure that they posted pictures of themselves on Hot or Not. Now some of these pics may be repeats but if they are then I forgot that I used them already so I'm going to use them again. Deal with it won't you?

Hey, if anyone finds this guys pelvis laying around somewhere, can you send it back to him?

The best thing about this girl is that she listed her interests as including "God, bible study, christianity and moral behavior". I kid you not.

Is it just me or does it look like she's about to throw up? Bulimia is hot!

It's too bad he wasn't able to take this picture before his landlord installed those new low-flow shower heads.

Holy cow! How big are those brackets they used to hang up that tiny little shelf? And it's hung on the dirtiest wall I have ever seen in my life. Grime is not hot.

Oh my god. What an asshole. I hate this guy so much. I've never even met him and I hate him. I feel dirty.

Well, that's all for now. I need to go lay down for a while. And I'll be doing it very hotly I can assure you.


Kel-Bell said...

That made me laugh so much.
Thanks for your kind words, hopefully this is just a funk. :-\

Have a great day!

Ben said...

Oh hello, you just surprised me here as I stood casually against this wall wearing a scarf and winter hat but not a shirt after I pumped some iron.

Sticky Keys said...

I love scarf boy more than life. If there is a way to prove that it was taken in the bathroom then I will love him even more tomorrow than I do today.

La G said...

Of course it was taken in the bathroom. We've all done it - you take a shower - afterwards you're a little cold so you put on a hat and scarf and then as you're brushing your teeth holding a cameraphone - well hello my damn fine self. An average day in the life of Wool Boy.

shyestviolet said...

hahahahahaha, awesome. wool boy. love it.

'um, my interests are god, christianity, and-- oh, yes-- TUCKING MY BOOBS BACK INTO MY DRESS.'

yeesh, lady, put 'em away. pretty sure God doesn't approve of wanton boobies.

Jill said...

We used to put pictures of our friends on the site as a gag.... I find that site to be absolutely hilarious! And I loved your comments about the picture of the slutty chick in the short shorts...

The Other Girl said...

You know what scarf boy needs? A medallion.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Your comments on the last picture made me laugh out loud! He does not need anyone to tell him he is hot....he KNOWS it enough for everyone!

PS: Rednecks are hot! :)

Hilary said...

Great blog! Funny and informative!