Tuesday, May 22, 2007

My ass isn't lumpy at all!

I mean, it is but only in it's usual lumpy way. Not in a oily, lumpy way. Sweet!

I woke up with a slight headache this morning but otherwise I'm feeling fine. I was warned about how these shots can make you nuts but for right now I feel pretty good. Maybe it's because I've only had one so far. Maybe I'll just be one of the lucky ones who isn't bothered by the hormones. I know that's what Jesse's praying for.
No, that is not the skin of a diseased beluga whale. That is my ass. I would like to point out that this is an extreme close up of a very tiny area of my rear. It's not all that pale and splotchy. The rest is tanned and toned but I didn't want to be a showoff and put a picture of the whole thing up. Also, I fear that not even the internet is large enough to contain the magnifcence of my backside.

Now I can't help but laugh when I think of how sad the googlers will be when they come here looking for pictures of butts and that's what they find.


shyestviolet said...

dammit, I came here looking for butts.

Sticky Keys said...

You put a picture of you BUTT on your blog. I can never be mad at you ever again, for now I have fallen in love. I swear Jen, I swear ;).

Kel-Bell said...

THAT is freakin' crazy. I never knew there was so much involved in being a surrogate. I learn something new everyday!