Problem Girl: And also by the letters F and U

Who Are These People?

Problem Girl - SAHM, birth mother, adoptive mother, former foster mother, surrogate mother x3, chocoholic and all around swell gal. Is not afraid to use the word "poop" in a serious discussion.
Jesse - Hard working family man who takes more of a beating here than he probably deserves. Thinks jackalopes are real.
Joseph - Precocious twelve year old who's going to change the world someday with his Aspie super powers. Writes 115 page long fanfic epics.
Elle - Feisty, bossy, sassy, adorable, opinionated, sweet six year old lovebug. Will hate us someday for spelling her name in a way that makes everyone mispronounce it.

Jesse: I am stopping at the store on the way home from work.
Me: Oh? What for?
Jesse: I need to get something for work and then also um.... I forgot what else I needed.
Me: ........
Jesse: Hello?
Me: God, you irritate me so much sometimes.

This real conversation was brought to you by hormones. Hormones - Making me hate my husband since Monday.

Also brought to you by the number one.
Because when your three year old flips you off while trying to show you that her finger nail polish wore off you ask her to show you again and then you take a picture of it and then you blog it because you think it's funny. At least you do if you are me.

One year ago today Joseph had a surprise for me and Jesse vaccumed up a puddle of water.
Two years ago I got a date for the embryo transfer that would result in Little A being born.
Four years ago today I had an urgent warning about candy.