Two conversations with Joseph

It started yesterday-

Me: Joseph, this is going to be our last summer with just you and me and Daddy. We have to do lots of fun stuff together don't we?
Joseph: Like what?
Me: We can go swimming or to a museum or back to the zoo. What else can you think of?
J: How about washing an old man?
M: Huh? Where would we find an old man?
J: Maybe in South America.

And then today-

Joseph: Mommy, can we get some Dawn dishwashing liquid?
Me: Why?
J: Because it's tough on grease and soft on hands.
M: We already have some dishwashing liquid.
J: Well, maybe we can use it on that old man we're going to wash this sumer!

My kid is a freak.