Hot or Not? The text edition

In addition to being a great way to whore yourself out for attention Hot or Not is also a dating site. People can click on your picture and find a little blurb about you. If they like you and you like them you can meet up. We all know how amusing the pictures can be but I only just discovered how great the little blurs are. I would like to share a few with you that I swear are 100% unaltered in any way. On with the show!

"Just a good looking man hopeing to meet a full figure lady careing honest love to make love 5.5 to5.11 tall . nice round hips 120lbsto180lbs according to weight Hurry"
This is probably the guy who will take you to the good looking man. Hurry! And bring your spell check along!


"ex royal navy engineer left for my daughter jessica. married but lookin 4 fun"
Wow, that's not sleezy at all. Nice of him to leave the Navy for little Jessica. Too bad he can't be bothered to stay faithful to her mother for her.


"Nice guy looking to spend some time with a nice lady.Want to spend time getting to know you.nonsmoker/nondrinker a must. want to grow with the lord?"
Looketh unto the Lord and Lord commandeth you to go forth and post thy picture on Hot or Not.


"We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for, need, love or desire, often against reality, against their benefit, and always, in the end, a disappointment, because it does not fit them. I'm interested in riding and building bikes."
That's deep man.


"music is everything. punk is not what i do, its who i am. i drink and support abbortion and gay mariage. dont like it? get over it."
If you really support those things you might want to learn how to spell them.


"many big hours of enjoyment with magnificent fun-time operation! take on train, brings mountain of pleasantness. fall into the world with this one new thing! that name is...me! me! who knows what we can find if we look on the train?"
What the hell?

That's all for now folks. These people give me a headache.