Monday, July 09, 2007

A surefire pregnancy test

Here's a simple way to determine if you are pregnant or not.

Step 1: Start to make a pasta salad for a family get together at the very last possible moment.
Step 2: Look for a bag of frozen peas in your freezer.
Step 3: Realize that you don't have any frozen peas.

Do you:
A) Think if something else to make even though your cupboards are nearly bare?
B) Run to the store to get more frozen peas?
C) Use canned peas?
D) Start to cry and then when your husband suggests using canned peas, yell at him because canned peas are like little balls of snot.

If you answered A: you're not pregnant. You're Martha Stewart. Or my mom.
If you answered B: you're not pregnant. But you might be my husband.
If you answered C: You're not pregnant but you are gross. Who in their right mind eats canned peas?
If you answered D: you are pregnant! Congratulations! Nothing like standing by your open freezer and weeping to remind you that there's another human being growing inside your body.

-Note to self- Throw out those nasty canned peas. Why do we even have those?

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

Canned peas are nasty. Blech.

Jill said...

Oh, I can soooooooo relate!!! I have lost my mind so many times this pregnancy!

J. A. Blackburn said...

hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Just LOL!!! How are you feeling? I've been away a bit with this freakin move thing.

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