Monday, May 04, 2009


I am giving away a breast pump. If you would like to win it you can enter here.

Today Elle and I went to the hardware store to buy telephone wire. We couldn't find what we were looking for but we did find a blueberry bush. When Elle saw it her eyes lit up and she squealed with joy. Now we own a blueberry bush.

Jesse gives me my hormone shots and we have discovered that there is no way to talk about it without it sounding really dirty. "Stick it in fast and make sure it's in all the way."

If you are in the mood for having your heart smashed into a million pieces then watch the movie Dear Zachary. It's an amazing documentary and so very, very well done. I watched it on Friday and I am still recovering from it today.

Coach on Survivor might be the most delusional person I have ever seen on reality tv. I always wonder if he really believes the stuff he's telling people. He can't really believe that a tribe of Amazons really wanted to eat his butt, can he? Because if he does he is the only person in the entire world who believes that.

We have decided to take the lazy approach to our garden. We're slapping a fence around it and calling it a day. Maybe next year we'll be organized enough for raised beds but this year we're going to see how well our vegetables do when we are total slackers.

Joseph has lost another of his top teeth. The entire top front of his mouth is empty except for one front tooth that's coming in. I don't know how me manages to eat anything. He sure does have a crazy cute smile now though.

Tomorrow I am joining a gym. Look forward to my update in two weeks where I quit a gym. I am afraid. Very, very afraid.

years ago I had the most beautiful daughter. I still do of course.
Four years ago today I had problems with eye jelly.


Gina said...

"Coach" (quotes used because I am not sure he is really a coach) is the biggest douchebag I have seen in years. Everything that comes out of his mouth is insane and hilarious and sad. But the asshole-eaters took the cake.

Ferdinand the Duck said...

I don't understand why people get so upset about Coach (not you. The royal "people" know what I mean.) The natives were going to eat his butt! It doesn't get any better than that.

Becky said...

You should be more afraid of the pounding you will get from me if you quit said gym. Come on we can do it! We can talk Disney the whole time we are there. Time flies when you talk about Disney :)

Stimey said...

Good luck at the gym! I write those, "Hey! I'm going to be healthy now!" posts, and then never follow up with the, "I just bought a whole cake and ate it in one sitting," post. At least you're honest, right?

Don't even get me started on Coach. His hubris kind of crushes my soul.