I am such a dick
It was pointed out to me by someone who may or may not live with me (hint- he lives with me) that my last post might not have been the nicest thing I've ever written. In the interest of fairness I will now tell a story about a time I was the one looking foolish. And no, it wasn't this time. Or this time. Or even this time. You know, I don't know what Jesse's so upset about. I'm the one who really takes a beating on this blog.
Anyway..... Jesse is really into Metallica. I know nothing about Metallica. Back when he and I had first started dating he was asking me what Metallica songs I knew. It went a little something like this.
Jesse: So what Metallica songs do you know?
Me: I only know of one for sure that they sing. It's "Secret One Eyed Woman".
Jesse: Huh? Secret what?
Me: Secret One Eye Woman. You have to know it.
Jesse: Are you sure Metallica sings it? How does it go?
Me: (singing) Secret one eyed wooooman!
Jesse: .......
Me: You don't know it?
Jesse: Do you mean "Sleep With One Eye Open"?
Me: Er. Yes.
And then he laughed at me for an hour and to this day he will still occasionally sing "Secret one eye wooooman!"
So there. I don't know it all and sometimes I'm wrong too. Also, today Elle drew this picture of me wearing glasses.
I guess she thinks I was too hard on Jesse too.
Jen
7 comments:
If you don't count the tiny eye, you kinda look like a secret one eyed woman. And I never heard of either of those songs.
Be nice to Jes....hey, wait a second!
I get this too. I think I make fun of myself worse than anyone else on my blog, but Alex always gets all defensive. I think he would prefer kudos in each post.
Hah! I love when kids draw pictures of people and don't draw a body! Instead, they draw the arms and legs sticking straight out of the head! So cute!
The Huz loves Metallica, so I read him this post and he just about died laughing.
I'm with Stacie-I was so sad when my littlest one's little M&M-with-legs-and-arms people became people with bodies. So cute, lol!
You sort of look like Mr. Peanut.
You have a mean husband!
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