My vagina makes glitter, what's your super power?
I do not like my new shots. The injection sites are sore as a son of a gun. They make me crabby and give me a huge headache. I'm an emotional wreck right now. I just found out that the hormone in this shot is the same as the one in the birth control pills that made me so nuts. Yipee!
This week I will have to take:
7 giant prenatal vitamins
7 intramuscular injections of progesterone
2 intramuscular injections of delestrogen
5 progesterone vaginal supposatories
1 partridge in a pear tree
Funny thing about the supposatories that I have to take. They say that one of the side effects is a "silvery discharge". Soon I shall have the lovliest, shiniest female parts in all the land.
4 comments:
hahaha I love you.
so I'm explaining the joy of RSS feeds to my mother when this post pops up... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
so instead of being the silver surfer you are...?
Teh silvery crimson surfer? Seriously though, get a strobe and sell tickets. I AM NOT KIDDING!
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