Problem Girl - SAHM, birth mother, adoptive mother, former foster mother, surrogate mother x3, chocoholic and all around swell gal. Is not afraid to use the word "poop" in a serious discussion. Jesse - Hard working family man who takes more of a beating here than he probably deserves. Thinks jackalopes are real. Joseph - Precocious twelve year old who's going to change the world someday with his Aspie super powers. Writes 115 page long fanfic epics. Elle - Feisty, bossy, sassy, adorable, opinionated, sweet six year old lovebug. Will hate us someday for spelling her name in a way that makes everyone mispronounce it.
Can someone else please back me up and say that hormones during pregnancy can cause you indigestion including gas? That it's a real thing and not just (as my mom said) "an excuse to fart"? Come on, it's a real thing!